Zmoticons Comic 1: Bowser

Bowser, the infamous Arch Villain of many Mario games, always seems to do 2 things wrong EVERY time:

He kidnaps Princess Peach way too early in his plans and gives Mario time to foil them.
Sets up his guardians in increasing difficulty so even a *very* rusty Mario can just fly though the game without too much trouble.

And then Bowser will:

Use the same tactic only a little differently every fight.
Give Mario a way to defeat him. (I'm looking at Super Mario 64, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser just isn't good at this 3rd dimension, is he? )


In my opinion, Bowser needs a much better tactician (like Kammy Koopa, they were a fantastic pair in Paper Mario 64)... He's got the muscle, he's got the firepower, he's got the defense too... he's just not too smart.


I still love Bowser though! He may be kinda hasty, but he's still kinda cool. What's his motive for stealing Princess Peach anyway?